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1. Chase him around with a water gun 2. Pat his head, say 'Who's a pretty boy then?' and stuff a cracker in his mouth 3. Pat the fur on his back. When he asks what the heck you're doing claim tobe looking for fleas 4. Tell him Snowbora thinks he's cute 5. Tell him Spitfire's got something fun planned for his birthday 6. Tell him that his son is cooler and much more scary than he will ever be 7. Smack him and say that you're playing tug 8. Say 'Can I have a huuug?' 9. Say ' I love you!' 10. Tell him that Snowbora wants to marry him 11. Follow him around asking the same question, whether he answers or not 12. Tell Suki that he said he thought she would be better looking when he found out she was an Espialite 13. Steal his cape, put it on and run around screaming 'I'm superman!!' 14. Ask him were his son came from 15. Die his cape pink 16. Ask him 'Why don't you have such a cool hood?' 17. Greet him with a 'Why Count don't you look evil today 18. Create him a theme song. Make sure it's really cheesy 19. Sing said theme song until his head explodes 20. Call him Count Dracula 21. Tell him you hid his teddy bear 22. Hide his teddy bear 23. Eat his teddy bear 24. Tell people he's a big softie really 25. Ask how such as sissy has such a cool son 26. Call him C.U. 27. Call him Count Cucumber 28. When it gets to the point you've annoyed him so much that he wants to attack you and needs to be restrained say 'I always said he was mental. All that time spent locked up in a castle does things to the brain. I've known it for years.' |
