|
Mee Wee! The funny events page! These events never actually happened... or did they? You'll have to figure that out for youself... Page (1) (2) Eevereon: Ceres? Ceres: *snore* Eevereon: Ceres?? Ceres: *snore* Eevereon: CERES!!! Ceres: *wakes up* what? Eevereon: I have a cookie!! Ceres: WHAT?! Eevereon: I have a CHOCOLATE-VANILLA-STRAWBERRY-BANANA-PANCAKE-GRAHAM CRACKER-COOKIE!!! *points at huge cookie on table* Ceres: Was that all? Eevereon: *droolie droolie* Ceres: o.o;; ~45 minutes later~ Ceres: *coughweirdocough* *pokes Eevereon* *Eevereon turns out to be flufyumbreon* Flufyumbreon: mwahaha… Eevereon: *pops out from behind Count Umbre* Count Umbre: MEWWY KWISTMASSSSSSSS Ceres: o.o;; Eevereon: 0o0;; Flufyumbreon: o3o+; Count Umbre: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN’ AT, CERES??? Ceres: *hides behind flufy* Flufy: *hides behind Eevereon* Eevereon: *hides behind a tree* ~5 minutes later~ *Spitfire appears from behind a tree* *Spitfire pokes Count Umbre* Spitfire: HAHA!!! *blows fire at Count Umbre* Count Umbre: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;; *sweaty tears* *falls dead* Spitfire: HURRAH!!! Ceres: *Pops out from behind fluffy* *pokes spitfire* hahaha… Spitfire: OUCH!!!! Eevereon: Ceres did it!!! Ceres: Thanks, Eevereon o.o;;; Flufy: *runs away* Ceres: *throws water on spitfire* Spitfire: I'M MELTING?!?! I'M MELTING!!!! Eevereon: *kisses Ceres’ feet* Ceres: *backs away slowly* *Ceres trips over Spitfire’s limp body* Ceres: *faint* Eevereon: I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!! Flufy: *runs back* *kills Eevereon* Eevereon: *droolie droolie* *dead* Flufy: Now…I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Flufy: Oh well, no one left ;P Flufy: *droolie droolie droolie* Submitted by: Ceres of http://www.eonisle.co.nr (...once again with AppleMan, the kid from Eevereon's art class! <3) AppleMan: @the kid across the table: Hey, do you think it's creepy if some -totally- random person came up behind you and suddenly said "I WANT TO WATCH YOU BLEED"? *evil eyes* Other kid: Um...yes. Eevereon: O_o;; AppleMan: Hahaha! I did it to this junior and she totally freaked out! *turns to Eevereon* When I die...I want to bleed on you...and I'll be screaming "ZOMG I'M BLEEDING! HELP MEEE" and everyone would be laughing at me lol. Eevereon: ...o.o;; Submitted by: Eevereon (well duh...) ~Nooy and Princess of Cats at school~ Nooy and Princess of Cats: ¦3.. We're tired. *sits on bench* Cousin of Nooy and Princess of Cats( yes they're all related XD;): *points at bench* Umm.. You two, your sitting on water. :o Nooy and Princess of Cats: 0-0 *looks at each other for a few seconds*…. *screams and starts to run around while trying to turn and look at they're behinds to see is there's any water on them* Nooy: Ahh.. ¦D Thank goodness… there's no water on me… Princess of Cats: AAAEEEE!!! >. Nooy: XD *points at Princess of Cats and laughs* Princess of Cats: -__-;; Cousin of Nooy and Princess of Cats: ^__^ Don't worry, Princess of Cats, it'll dry soon. Submitted by: Princess of Cats *Kronakitty is on MSN with Rei* Rei: OMGOMG guess what?? The Eragon movie's coming out Dec. 15th!! Kronakitty: Er...ya, I knew that. I'm going with my friend Lisa. Rei: HEEEEY what about me, woman? Aren't I coming? Aren't I yer best buddie? =OO Kronakitty: Dunno. Rei: *mad* >_<; It's always you and Lisa!! >___> <___< >__< Kronakitty: *sweatdrops* Rei: ...You know what? Kronakitty: ...What? Rei: I'm going with my momma and no one else is coming!! *Rei's other friend walks by* Rei's Friend: ;;___;; Kronakitty: Ehh. Rei: -_o Kronakitty: Heh heh. Rei: *kicks Kronakitty* Kronakitty: Owww. O_x 15 minutes later Kronakitty: *shrugs* *walks away to eat pie* Rei: ....*logs off* Submitted by: Kronakitty -- Ya...it sorta sucks, but ah well. :D *shot* (AppleMan is a kid from Eevereon's art class) Eevereon: Hey AppleMan, why are there so many cops at the front entrance of the school this morning? AppleMan: Oh them? Eevereon: Yeah, there were like a bunch of them, and they were all standing there looking all serious and stuff. AppleMan: Well that's 'cause the other sophomores are selling donuts today! -- and you know what? I'm gonna buy a billion donuts and like - burn them in front of everybody! That'd totally piss some people off! Eevereon: LOL! You're killing donuts, it's a crime against society! AppleMan: Exactly! Submitted by: Eevereon ~Ev is sleeping, flufy is disecting a frog, and Coco is reading 'The History of Eggs'~ Eevereon: *droolie drooolll* flufyumbreon: Bwa ha ha!!! Coco: Co co co co co.. *dripping sound* Eevereon: ehhh...i like...you too... flufyumbreon: *looks around* Coco: Coco co Dripping sound becomes louder flufyumbreon: O.o;; Coco: Coco!! Eevereon: yes of course...i....do.... Dripping sounds becomes even louder flufyumbreon: *grabs Chibob* ... Coco: Coco co co co!!!!!!!! *hides behind flufy* A dark figure appeared out of nowhere, it was covered in moist seaweed and water was dripping everywhere flufyumbreon: EEKKK!!! *dead* Coco: X_X *more dead than flufy* Eevereon: ah ha ha ha...you funny... Mysterious Figure: *snickers* Spitfire: *approaches mysterious figure* =D *give it a high five* Mysterious Figure: *turns out to the Count Umbre* Count Umbre: Ha ha ha.. Submitted by: Eevereon Eevereon: Hey Midnight what's up? Midnight Umbreon: *thinks* hehe *pretends to sleep and snores* Eevereon: 0.o ok... Midnight Umbreon: *wakes up* so you were saying Eeveron: *rolls eyes* I said so what's up? Midnight Umbreon: *pretends to sleep and snores* Eevereon: Ughh I give up.....*throws a rock at Midnight* Midnight Umbreon: OUCH!!!! *rubs his head* I'm gonna get you for that!!!! Eevereon: 0.0...oops... EEK! Midnight Umbreon: *chases Eevereon with a very pointy stick* ~1 hour later~ Suki: *goes into a lake* Ahh.... *comes up and sees Midnight chasing Eevereon with a pointy stick* 0.o........ Submitted by: Midnight Umbreon Eevereon: My name isn’t in the dictionary. O_O flufyumbreon: Why are you reading the dictionary? Eevereon: *throws book at flufy* flufyumbreon: Ow. That like, HURT. Eevereon: flufy, why isn’t my name in the dictionary??!! I’m a legend! flufyumbreon: In your own mind. Eevereon: Yeah, I’m SO famous in my brain. flufyumbreon: -_-;; Eevereon: What is that LOOK for?! Is that how you treat a celebrity!? flufyumbreon: O_O;; ……….OMG. *walks away quietly* Submitted by: Celebi Page (1) (2) Wanna sent your own funny event?? Please read the rules first before sending one ^^ 1. Make sure that the subject is 'Pokemon' or else we'll think that it's junk or spam. 2. Please include your nickname along with your event, or else we won't post it. 3. Your funny event can be real or made up -- if you're sending a real-life event, please replace names of people into nicknames or made up names. 4. Your event must not contain any cuss words. 5. It must be funny...^^;; 6. You can use characters from other anime besides Pokemon, you can use Neopets too if you want. Think you got it all? Then send it to Eevereon or flufyumbreon. Please only send your event to one person, EV or flufy ^^;; |
