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.:: Excuses ::.
Police Excuses:
So that's what those signs are for!
Sorry for speeding but I have diarreha.
I thought that stop sign said POTS.
If I was speeding you were probably speeding to catch me so how about we call it even?
Sorry but I was trying to kill a bug under the gas pedal.
Plz officer, i swaer to drunk im not god.
I was trying to keep up with traffic (Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!)
I'd love to but....
I have to floss the cat.
I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on TV told me not to go anywhere.
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying 'yes'. Darn!
I'm in training to be a household pest.
My conciensce says no.
My imaginary friend thinks you're a dweeb.
You know how we psychos are.
Excuses for not doing your homework:
My dog ate my homework (the original)
I was busy cloning my cat so I didn't have time to do my homework.
A guy in a ski mask took my homework.
A green alien gave my homework an autopsy.
I'm too popular to do homework...
...it's not a towel...? O.o;
Excuses for not doing your chores:
I'm doing my homework.
My aching hands X_X...
I'm working on a project to see the effect of video games on people if they play it for 10 hours straight =D
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